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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

What if Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz was really an immigrant hooker.

She's trying her hardest to get home, even though she's known on the streets for her famous glittery red heels. She is Latin American and moves to East LA during the 1980s to liv with her Aunt Emilia and Uncle Hernandez, struggling blue collared coke addicts.
She is involved with the Colombian drug scene and one night when she's with one of her "clients", he drugs her and the Land of Oz is one giant acid trip, and each of her companions is a man she is with that night.
The Cowardly Lion is a peaky, middle age man with a comb-over and round rimmed glasses. He works for a geeky computer company, and his over-weight wife doesn't put out. He therefor hires a prostitute to sleep with him, though he is very nervous and edgy in the situation.
The Tin Man and an older, "stiffer" gentleman. His love was stolen away from him when he was young, and he hired a hit man to heartlessly kill her. He is very wealthy, but is miserable without her in his life. he treats her like a classy lady, and shows her a good time despite his age and lack of flexibility.
The Scarecrow is a young kid, in his mid-twenties. One of those newbies to gangster gangs that are still pretty good kids. He and Dorothy come from similar backgrounds, though he doesnt seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed. She enjoys her time with him the most that night, but they part ways without much thought.
The Wicked Witch of the West is really Dorothy's pimp's bottom bitch. She's incredibly jealous of Dorothy and is always out to fuck her up as a warning to stay away from "her" man.
Finally, The Wizard is a man looking out of the lens of a camera. He is filming a raunchy porno, and promised to send Dorothy back to her own country if she agreed to film his indie, hard-core porno. She agreed but took a cocktail of painkillers so she wouldn't remember the terrible experience. She is awoken by Aunt Emelia, who is shaking her as she lays in a pile of trashbags in a dumpster. She was tossed out of the complex after the movie was over because she was so coked out. The drugs give her crazy dreams about flying bikes and little dogs. She tries different drugs to try to reverse what she began. However the drugs drive her to insanity. She disappears; some say she finally cracked and she resorted to living alone in the country. Others say she made it big as a porn actress and made her way back to South America. Still others say you can see her strutting her stuff down on Yellow Rd, where her red heels click against the street's brick.
shit!

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